Today Nigerian police arrested a goat on suspicion of armed robbery.
It seems that two men were caught trying to steal a Mazda 323. One of them, clearly the brains of the group, ran away; the other used black magic to turn himself into a goat. Naturally, the police arrested the goat.
In fairness, the BBC presents a version of the story which is somewhat less sensational. In fact, the police appear considerably more adept:
"But of course goats can't commit crime."
But of course.