Police 1; Black Magic Robber Goat 0

January 26, 2009 in News

Today Nigerian police arrested a goat on suspicion of armed robbery.


It seems that two men were caught trying to steal a Mazda 323.  One of them, clearly the brains of the group, ran away; the other used black magic to turn himself into a goat. Naturally, the police arrested the goat.

In fairness, the BBC presents a version of the story which is somewhat less sensational.  In fact, the police appear considerably more adept:

"But of course goats can't commit crime."

But of course.

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