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Touché.

April 27, 2009 in General

I have been doing some research on text analysis, in particular on extracting sentiment in the absence of context (a la Twitter).  Among all the theory, I came across the following joke which I think really captures the complexity of any natural language processing (not that it prevents us from trying):

A linguistics professor was lecturing her class one day. “In English,” she said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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With reference to a New Scientist article:

From: xxxxxxx
Date: Sun, May 11, 2008 at 8:20 PM
Subject: New Scientist Feedback 10 May 2008
To: feedback@newscientist.com

Feedback:

In closing your piece (New Scientist 10 May 2008) on Russ Andrews commissioning a research scientist to provide evidence supportive of his claims regarding mains power cables, you state that you “wait for this evidence with baited breath.” It is most fortunate that you have chosen to bait your breath with some, I suppose, evidence-attracting lure rather than bating your breath which would, instead, leave you quite oxygen deprived, given the infinite wait you may have to endure waiting for Mr. Andrews’ proof of concept. As but a humble speaker of American English, I am surprised that, in the country where Shakespeare’s Shylock first spoke the words, “With bated breath and whisp’ring humbleness”, the New Scientist has chosen to cast such a spelling.

xxxxxxx

And you wonder why I say such random things…

(edit: looks like the digital version has been corrected)

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