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I have the hammer

February 26, 2010 in Finance, Sports

Apologies for the slow posts… but the NYT explains:

Wall Street trading is often described as a blood sport. But inside the great investment houses, the sport of the moment is, of all things, curling — that oddball of the Olympics that is sort of like shuffleboard on ice.

This slow-poke game, which originated in 16th-century Scotland, has captivated the Type-A world of Wall Street almost by accident. CNBC, whose market chatter is the background music on trading floors, switches to curling from Vancouver shortly after the closing bell.

I thought I was the only one going curling-crazy, but it turns out all of Wall Street has spent the last couple weeks learning a new vocabulary (just call me “Skip”) and shouting at the TV. Whether or not everyone else has been honing their skills by playing shuffleboard, I don’t know… but my plan to open an NYC curling house/alley/place (?) just got a major boost.

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Viva la banker

January 3, 2010 in Finance

Coldplay’s Viva la Vida could be Wall Street’s anthem:

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
“Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!”

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn’t believe what I’d become

Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

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Wall Street & Technology briefly discusses some survey results and concludes: “Wall Street’s Quants Feel Misunderstood.” There’s the obligatory quote from Dr. Wilmott:

“These numbers are alarming,” said Dr. Wilmott. “They indicate that even with the events of the past year, financial institutions are still not taking the importance of financial education seriously, especially as it pertains to improving relationships and understanding between quants and their managers.”

There’s some “alarming” statistics: since last year, quants feel that 86% of their managers have the same or less understanding of their quantitative roles.

But looking at the actual survey results, it’s not quite so bad. In fact, there’s a good deal of exaggeration, depending on how you frame the data. Only 4.5% feel that their managers have less understanding since last year – meaning a full 82% felt that the level of understanding is roughly unchanged. So this largely becomes a question of whether or not the present level of understanding is satisfactory. Most people’s knee-jerk reaction (and that of the original article) will unequivocably be, “Of course it’s not!” However, is that because managers haven’t kept up with quantitative advances, or because quants have run far ahead of their supervisors (and of where they need to be)?

I think it’s a little of both. Certainly, when Things Were OK, supervisors were less incentivized to follow the activities of the mathematicians under them. As long as the numbers danced (higher and higher), it didn’t really matter what they were. Meanwhile, each quant is incentively to pursue ever-more obscure models to squeak out minute bits of alpha. In the end, we wind up with quants doing overly-complex work for managers with too-relaxed supervisory roles. The question isn’t “Does your manager understand what you do?” as much as it is “Do YOU understand why you do what you do?”

The problem here is not that quants ran amuck and screwed up the system (see the replies to question #2), it’s that no one even knew what they were doing in the first place. The article is putting a normative spin on the survey results, but it’s silly to believe that if supervisors understood what quants were doing, everything would be fine. Just the same, if quants only worked within the limits of their supervisors’ knowledge, disaster would result as well (what’s the point of roles, anyway?). What is missing – and what surveys like this fail to address – is the need for proper communication of goals, objectives, methods and ideas. Yes, it might be hard for a mathematician to boil his ideas down to simple English or a supervisor to pick up some mathematical tenets, but the resulting clarity will be well worth the effort in either case.

So in the end, is it bad that quants feel like most of their managers only somewhat understand what they do? It’s hard to say. If the quants are doing their job “properly”, then yes. If supervisors are slacking off, then yes. But if quants are running ahead with inappropriate methods, then although the answer is still yes, the solution isn’t necessarily to educate the supervisors – it’s to teach them how to reign in the quants. Alternatively, it’s to teach the quants a little about their real business objectives.

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I couldn’t have been happier than to see this article in the NYT about efforts to refute the efficient markets hypothesis.

My title of course is shared with Andrew Lo’s excellent collection of anti-EMH statistical demonstrations, as well as a play on Malkiel’s classic investing guide.

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Clip from David Letterman featuring an excellent Krugman montage:

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Does it strike anyone else as odd that the same greedy, irresponsible, “shameful” people who got us into this mess are the same ones Obama is relying on to get us out?  They may call it “private money” but the reality is that taxpayers are going to subsidize loans allowing Wall Street et al. to reap the full benefits of toxic-asset investing (I know, I know) while taking on only a fraction of the risk.

Bloomberg: Geithner Bad Bank Alternative May Rely on Loans to Hedge Funds

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